I won't even mention how I've been gone for 12 days--or rather, too lazy/busy to post. Suffice it to say that I am ashamed of myself.
So I was happily eating some Reese's Pieces--delicious, by the way--and I noticed a slogan-type thing on the back of the bag that said "Your Favorites, Now in Pieces!"
Well, that's all very well and good, except that Reese's Pieces were launched in 1980. So the word "now" is...very very strange, to say the least.
I feel betrayed.
Long live TRUE advertising.